Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Debates are AWESOME

In fact, they are so awesome, I think I can grade the performances right now even though they aren't going to happen for another 12 hours or so.

For reference, I will use these happy puppies as a focus group. Aren't puppies awesome?




Now you will notice that there are 6 awesomely cute puppies here. So my scale will goto 6.

The number of puppies who think John McCain is awesome? 2
The number of puppies who think Obama is awesome? 0
The number of puppies who think sniffing other puppies butts is awesome? 4

The number of puppies who would rather be John McCain's best friend? 3
The number of puppies who would rather be Barack Obama's best friend? 0
The number of puppies who would rather be chasing squirrels? 3

The number of puppies who think John McCain would be a good owner? 2
The number of puppies who think Barack Obama would be a good owner? 1
The number of puppies who think Barack Obama is a radical leftist associated with domestic terrorists? 3

The number of puppies who supported John McCain's stance against mandatory neutering? 4
The number of puppies who support Barack Obama's stance in favor of mandatory neutering? 0
The number of puppies who are just happy that Barack Obama didn't pass a bill allowing Veterinarians to place them in burlap sacks and throw them in the river after their birth? 6


So you can see from the above focus group that puppies are both: A) Awesome and B) Supporting McCain/Palin.

Puppies rule and are awesome.

Unless they are French Poodle puppies. Who are awesome, but definitely don't rule.


3 comments:

Jeff C. said...

It's time for an awesomeness poll.

Which is more awesome: the Everything's Awesome blog or Ace of Spades HQ?

I know which way my awesome vote is going!

HawaiiLwyr said...

Now don't get me wrong. Puppies are indeed awesome. However, kitties are awesomely awesome. Just sayin'.

Ronsonic said...

Wow, this is just fucking AWESOME!!!!11!@