Debates are AWESOME

In fact, they are so awesome, I think I can grade the performances right now even though they aren't going to happen for another 12 hours or so.

For reference, I will use these happy puppies as a focus group. Aren't puppies awesome?

Now you will notice that there are 6 awesomely cute puppies here. So my scale will goto 6.

The number of puppies who think John McCain is awesome? 2

The number of puppies who think Obama is awesome? 0

The number of puppies who think sniffing other puppies butts is awesome? 4

The number of puppies who would rather be John McCain's best friend? 3

The number of puppies who would rather be Barack Obama's best friend? 0

The number of puppies who would rather be chasing squirrels? 3

The number of puppies who think John McCain would be a good owner? 2

The number of puppies who think Barack Obama would be a good owner? 1

The number of puppies who think Barack Obama is a radical leftist associated with domestic terrorists? 3

The number of puppies who supported John McCain's stance against mandatory neutering? 4

The number of puppies who support Barack Obama's stance in favor of mandatory neutering? 0

The number of puppies who are just happy that Barack Obama didn't pass a bill allowing Veterinarians to place them in burlap sacks and throw them in the river after their birth? 6

So you can see from the above focus group that puppies are both: A) Awesome and B) Supporting McCain/Palin.

Puppies rule and are awesome.

Unless they are French Poodle puppies. Who are awesome, but definitely don't rule.